Elderese of the Day
13 CommentsLast night The Kiddos had a slumber party at The Gma’s. The Younger woke up at 3am and with all the excitement of the slumber party I assume his behavior reflects one very sleepy, very cranky child. He had a small meltdown in Kohl’s, where I needed to pick up a bday gift really quickly, but he recovered after some good ole fashioned neglect. Then on the way home he had another meltdown in the car because he wanted gum and I didn’t have any. I had given The Hub the last piece this morning so The Younger was actually mad at Daddy! So he was wailing away up until we were about 50 yards from the house.
Y: (at 180 decibels) I DON’T WANNA GO HOME!
E: (very matter of fact and nonchalantly scripted) I guess you’ll stay here alone with nobody.
Do I really use that threat? Surely not…
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good on the big bro for looking out!!
Sounds like something Joshua would say!
You've really got to get some names for those kids ;O
Its how we talk about them in front of them without them knowing who we are talking about. But I think The Elder is catching on! lol.
Girl you have gotten quite comical and witty in your latter years.
Um…which conversation are we referring to? Regardless i'll take it as a compliment…me likey witty.
shows how behind I am! Glad that you decided to home school. I bow down to you. Not sure i'd be able to handle it. Just getting through homework is enough for me. I actually was referring to Christian though. =o>
LOL, I'm just so used to everyone asking about Will! He's good, the place is actually not painful for him. At two, he's kind of blissfully unaware, but I'm a nervous wreck!!
Our newest one is Will is going to build a time machine so he can go back in time and see where the dinosaurs died so we would know where to find their bones. Oh, you wouldn't believe the uses for a time machine! Seems we need to build one every day for something!!! LOL
He's one bright kid!!! Hows the little guy doing?
Good! We are having an awesome time with the homeschooling. I now know more about bugs, salamanders, snakes and crocs than I ever wanted to! LOL
He is going to be the next Bill Gates or Steve Jobs…
And if they only knew that there is container on the counter with some brownies and has been there since Monday. I am surprise that The Younger hasn't gotten to it… I guess he was happy with the other chocolate stash he found