Elderese of the Day
Last night The Kiddos had a slumber party at The Gma’s. The Younger woke up at 3am and with all the excitement of the slumber party I assume his behavior reflects one very sleepy, very cranky child. He had a small meltdown in Kohl’s, where I needed to pick up a bday gift really quickly, but he recovered after some good ole fashioned neglect. Then on the way home he had another meltdown in the car because he wanted gum and I didn’t have any. I had given The Hub the last piece this morning so The Younger was actually mad at Daddy! So he was wailing away up until we were about 50 yards from the house.
Y: (at 180 decibels) I DON’T WANNA GO HOME!
E: (very matter of fact and nonchalantly scripted) I guess you’ll stay here alone with nobody.
Do I really use that threat? Surely not…
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